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Choose Your Bob

Though most of Rochester's talk radio time is occupied by nationally syndicated hosts, mid-day talk radio listeners  have two home-grown Bobs to choose from:  Smith and Lonsberry.  With such a variety of local talent, choosing the right Bob is tough.  Perhaps the following table will help you make this difficult decision:

 SmithLonsberry
StationWXXI - AM 1370 WHAM - AM 1180
Station Slogan"Public Radio for Rochester" "Rochester's News Leader"
Show name1370 Connection Bob Lonsberry Show
Websitehttp://wxxi.org/talk1370/index.htm http://www.lonsberry.com
Sounds LikeBen Stein on Quaaludes  (Bueller?  Bueller?) Porky Pig on Crystal Meth
IdolsHillary Clinton and Jimmy Carter Ronald Reagan and  Bill O'Reilly
VilliansAnyone opposed to funding public broadcasting Gun control advocates and Louise Slaughter
Target AudienceLeft-leaning, complacent, baby boomer Right-wing, flag-waving, retired
Most Irritating TraitHis questions are longer than the guests' answers An excited, affected  stammer when he gets worked up about something
Rut He Falls IntoEndless discussion with a college professor or public interest group shill on some marginally relevant topic Long-winded, paranoid rant about a public figure out to take him off the air
At His Best...when he shuts up and lets the gardening or antique expert talk if the topic is something other than politics, like local trivia
At His Worst...when he fancies himself an expert on the topic at hand - his questions are then 3 or 4 times longer than the guests' replies during hunting season - he gets a little manic about slaughtering every living thing in sight
Common GroundBoth Bobs love to talk about gardening.